January 2012
106 posts
Honestly you’ve got me all wrong
December 2011
90 posts
RT @christ0fer: I wonder if I’d like nickelback if I gave them a fair shot? Ahh who am I kidding? Like they deserve a fair shot.
Haven't slept. Going for a run.
Welcome to my life.
I’m still learning things I ought to know by now.
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You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying, organic matter as everything else.
Thoughts carry a great deal of freight.
When you start using the word “fine” to describe anything but the opposite sex must be when you take that final step into adulthood.
Yeah your family Christmas photo with everyone wearing a Monster energy drink shirt was definitely a good idea.
RT @jasonavp: If you’ve been with me and we didn’t get it on to N’sync albums I didn’t really love you #sorryboutcha
Your excuses are lamer than FDR’s legs.
Have another drink and drive yourself home. I hope there’s ice on all the roads and you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt, and again when your head goes through the windshield.
We’ve got no FOOD, we’ve got no JOBS, our pets’ HEADS ARE FALLING OFF.
Mind is churning. No butter or colonial garments are involved.
Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH