January 2011
41 posts
“I love you… but I’m not in love with you.”
I can easily say that was the most difficult to hear statement of my 18 years of life. And I like to think I’m pretty independent and can handle a lot of things.
I miss being able to say “I love you” and knowing without even a chance of doubt in my mind that when you say it back (because you always do)...
December 2010
56 posts
I just found out
there’s no such thing as a real world.
tommcfly:
karateonmyheart:
Expectations:
Reality:
Personally I prefer my version…but whatever floats your boat.
Forgotten but not gone.
“Don’t mind me if I sit indoors with my heavy coat on and take 34 pictures of myself on my laptop.”
RT @kanyewest: Black is the new black
RT @YourFavWhiteGuy: “I wonder what Ja Rule is doing right now?” - nobody
The more I try to separate, the better it feels to get right in the way.
RT @luckyshirt: NyQuil before beer, nothing to fear. Beer before Nyquil, never been a 30-foot panda on the French Riviera selling kites …
Fairly positive trench coats were invented solely to creep people the hell out.
Best sushi I’ve had in a while. Octopus Japanese, I lust you.
I currently have 3 songs from 3 different Eminem albums stuck in my head and I’m collaborating them into one. My mind is a DJ. NBD.
Apparently this girl in my class that I thought was 15 because of both looks and maturity is actually 27.
RT @LeBronJamesEgo: BOUGHT A $9 MILL HOUSE & PRESS WANT TO ASK BOUT MY TEAM. I GOT 8 BATHROOMS! I DIDN’T PEE IN THE SAME PLACE TWICE YES …
I JUST FOUND OUT THAT ALL THE RUGRATS’ VOICES WERE DONE BY FEMALES.
I am no longer surprised when I’m not the only one at the gym at 1 am.
I live with creeps.
Watching Contraception. I mean Inception. OR AM I?
There’s always that one guy that says “present” instead of “here” when taking attendance.
RT @VINNYGUADAGNINO: @Rihanna , Your name is Rihanna.
Wesley Snipes is looking less and less like Wesley Snipes.
Hawaiian Jesus? http://twitpic.com/3dvpou
P.S. In no way was that supposed to be offensive. I love Hey-Zeus.
RT @FATJEW: If someone’s glove compartment was full of gloves, i would think that was pretty fucking creepy. -@markleggett
This guy has some mean side burns.
RT @thepatbrown: Im startin to feel like a dungeon dragon
CRISS ANGEL DID IT BETTER BITCH. CRISS ANGEL DID IT BETTER.
Better luck is on my wish list.
RT @vinessajean: If you still say, “Loves it” you should be ashamed.
My homeless friend just told me that my other homeless friend went to jail last night. Bummer.
Watching old women hula dance next door — at Old Town Mining Co http://gowal.la/c/33QpP
RT @KurtTracy: We did it guys! Child abuse is over!! Idiots. At least I don’t have to see most of your ugly faces on Facebook till Monday.
Not playing Halo — at Casa de Cruz http://gowal.la/c/33j3G
What I want right now (because I know you all care): hot cocoa with Buttershots and to play Halo Reach.
RT @LakersNation: Shannon Brown can jump high.
RT @VINNYGUADAGNINO: If I am making the moves on a girl and she says “no, stop.” I stop, and then eat a sandwich. I like sandwiches.
MINKUS.
“I just saw a man with NO ARMS on a jog.” #textsireceive
Apparently my face is boring to draw as a caricature because my features are too correctly spaced. Aw, that’s so sweet.
“The only contributions Louisiana has made are contestants on the Jerry Springer show.” -Drawing prof.
“Not to mention…” Then why are you mentioning it?
I wanna play Halo.